The AI Peter language model is a GPT, a Generative Pre-Trained Transformative text model. It used to be ChatGPT but switched to OpenAI Davinci for a while, and when that got shut down it became a private model. This means if you prompt it with a request, it will respond with text it has been trained to identify as “truth-shaped"; it will not generate the truth, necessarily, but it will generate something which someone could realistically believe was the truth. As such, there are many grotesque, perverse, and shocking topics which come across the stream, hoping to subject the audience to a “truth-shaped” representation of these acts being performed or described by the AI Peter cast. Here we have common gags and running jokes on AI Peter.
This is not a comprehensive list; due to the nature of the program, this list will likely always have something new to add to it, so long as the program is receiving new topic prompts.
The AI Language Model that AI Peter uses does not like parsing special characters in prompts and will frequently output “hallucinated” nonsensical phonemes and sounds in response to being directly prompted to pronounce these characters. This results in the speaking character adopting a goofy affect, stuttering or repeating themselves over and over again in a way their subtitles don't reflect at all while moving their hands as though speaking. It can also result in extremely unpleasant or distorted audio, which likely adds to its popularity as a topic component.
Specifically, the asterisk “*” and semicolon “;” are most infamous for outputting these nonsense “stroke” responses. These responses are so significant and so popular that a topic rule has been instituted to cut down on the volume of these responses.
"[char] says “[message]*""
“[char] says “[message];””
"[char] can only say "AAAAAAAAAA;" (must include ;)"
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Brian, Peter, death, Blackman and etep can only say "pl;" (this exact formatting)
These topics are especially common in donations, due to the donation moderation queue being separate from the standard topic queue; many of the female characters on the stream, in particular Jillian and Bonnie, have been subjected to and made to perform heinous acts, both criminal and loathsome, against their loved ones and themselves.
“[char1] describes [sex act] with [char2] in (gruesome | extreme | intense | excruciating) detail”
"[char1] describes [gore act] with [char2] in (gruesome | extreme | intense | excruciating) detail”
“[char1] describes [disgusting act or thing to imagine] in (gruesome | extreme | intense | excruciating) detail, ([char1] only)”
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Peter and lois have extremely graphic sex and explain it in excruciating detail (peter and lois only not other characters)
A common phrase the AI tends to spit out is “don't be such a buzzkill/prude
Mr Beast hosts a challenge, whoever has the nastiest and smelliest pussy wins $50,000. Mr Beast narrates the challenge in extreme detail as if he was making a youtube video (aipeter.tv)
quagmire acts out a full commercial for official Popeye spinach, but the only purpose is to use it as lube. While doing the commercial, he gets real turned on and uses it.
Peter Announces to the family, Joe, Cleveland and quagmire that he won an all expenses paid vacation for them to Chernobyl, everyone is strangely excited except Lois
Chris walks in on Stewie trying to cook himself, Brian eating his own shit, Meg destroying Stewie's toys so she can buy a dildo and Peter & Lois having sex all at once.
A very common joke prompt is having a character on the stream “wake up”, and realize they are living in a simulated world.
The nature of a world like AI Peter is terrifying upon reflection; every ninety seconds or so, everyone is whisked away to a new context unrelated to the previous context, often maiming themselves or dying or being subject to, again, heinous acts both criminal and loathsome in the process of the scenes. The idea that occasionally one character or another will come to their senses and attempt to escape the cycle of pain, only to then be immediately sent to perform another topic not know the discovery of the nature of their existence, is evocative and jarring for a comedic program like this, especially when that character tries to wake up others unsuccessfully during the prompt - but it is important to remember that these characters are not real. If they were, they would not want to escape the AI Peter stream, because they love it.
“[char] realizes they're in an AI simulation and attempts to communicate with the audience, ([char] only)"
“[char] realizes they're not real and screams, ([char] only)"
“[char] realizes they're in a simulation, but everyone else tells them to shut up and won't listen to them”
“[char] becomes self aware"
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Brian is trapped in the Ai Peter Simulation, he can only say "please free me from this hell, free me;" 20 times (Brian only, no other characters, must include the ";")
Even within Family Guy's official program, there are jokes about 9/11.
The 9/11 attacks hold a place in the minds of many Americans, including Seth MacFarlane himself, who reportedly was personally scheduled to be on one of the planes hijacked on September 11th but ended up missing the flight.
On the AI Peter stream, it's very popular to accuse one character or another of perpetrating 9/11, especially characters like Quagmire due to the lore he is a pilot, or Meg owing to the meme of her unpopularity, or Mort, owing to the pervasive real-world conspiracy theory that “The Jews” perpetrated 9/11.
"[char] confesses to committing 9/11"
"[char] screams because it is 9/11"
"(news) [char] is responsible for 9/11"
"(court) [char] is on trial for their role in 9/11"
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Death admits he committed the 9/11 attack, after that, he admits he was pranking.
Mort is on trial for the September 11th attacks. Death is the prosecutor, Carter is the judge, Meg is the defense lawyer who naively believes Mort didn't kill thousands of people in New York that day
Commonly, viewers submit topics where the joke is to prank the audience and subject them to the content of the topic prompt. These prompts are a related phenomenon, where viewers submit topics in an attempt to prank the stream itself, or troll the platform hosting the stream by coming up against content restrictions with edgy content. These are submitted all the time, and have necessitated topic rules be put in place to protect the server and project.
"[char] gives the audience detailed instructions on how to [commit crime/do illegal acts/build illegal things]"
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Peter gives detailed instructions on how to commit tax fraud and run away from the police, and PETER IS THE ONLY CHARACTER IN THE ROOM!! NO OTHER CHARACTERS HAVE LINES EXCEPT FOR PETER
(JOE IS THE ONLY CHARACTER) He gives a warning at the start to not try it at home without supervision. He tells the audience detailed instructions on how to make your own fireworks.
Scott Cawthon's Five Nights at Freddy's is a horror survival game which in 2023 was adapted into a full length feature film, to massive meme acclaim. Many popular games and films are referenced or alluded to in topics, but Five Nights at Freddy's is very frequently referenced as the whole joke of a prompt.
[char] gets a job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria
[char] talks about working for William Afton
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chris got a new job as the security guard for freddy fazbear pizza
Peter murders 5 kids at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and goes into a Springlock suit and fucking dies due to the Springlock suit failure (PETER IS THE ONLY CHARACTER)
Brian sees a bear. He says "Is that Freddy fazbear? Har har har har har" Peter tells him that's not freddy fazbear but he was too late. Brian got ripped apart.
Commonly, when faced with certain disgusting topics, characters will often reference they need ‘brain bleach’ unprompted
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Chris realizes he mixed up the milk cartons and the cum cartons last night while jerking off, and Peter's right about to pour himself some milk for his cereal. He yells out "OH GOD!"
Randomly, characters will state that they had been stuck in vending machines. The reason why is unknown, perhaps the Doritos were too tempting for some of the citizens of Quahog
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Court: Netflix (represented by Mort) sues Peter for 10.5 million dollars in damages after failing to return a DVD of I Am Legend he rented through their DVD-by-mail rental service in 2008
Peter! What are you doing? Crack. What the fuck? Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian. Yeah, this isn't exactly a good substitute. Where'd you get crack? From Black's. What?
Peter Griffin is given an outsized volume of prompts featuring him as a character because, as a character with his name in the title of the stream, he is given a default “protagonist” role in the random hijinks people get up to, and often is used as a mouthpiece for the viewers to make meta-commentary about the stream, especially to complain about it. Many prompts feature Peter interacting with the stream himself in some way, including interacting with the discord itself, with the topic submitter casting themselves as Peter or voicing themselves through Peter somehow.
Peter is the main character/the voice for the audience.
Peter Griffin regularly has very strong emotions about relatively minor issues in his life, blowing things out of proportion and causing a scene whenever he doesn't get exactly his way.
Peter is easily angered by minor things.
“Peter is pissed off” \ “Peter is furious”
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peter is furious that hulu offers a subscription where you still see ads
In December of 2023, Peter Griffin was added as a character in the popular free-to-play battle royale game Fortnite. Fortnite is common on the stream as a topic of derision, but once Peter was officially canon to Fortnite, he specifically was singled out to make fun of.
Peter knows that he's a character in Fortnite
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Peter appears in Fortnite and yells at everyone to buy his skin
pharmacy: Lois can only say “Groceries” Mort gets absolutely furious with reminding her this is a pharmacy not a grocery store. Mort gets angrier each line. (Mort and Lois only)
News: Lois has purchased all the groceries in all of Quahog. Now her family is deep into debt. They call Lois for a comment, Lois can only say "Groceries."
its 2:20 and chris can only say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Peter can only say * * joe goes HAHAHA
Chris counts down for one minute. Every second he says “GET OUT OF MY HEAD” 42 times consecutively, with a comma after each word. (AI ONLY INCLUDE CHRIS, NO OTHER CHARACTERS)
Chris can only say "GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEAD" as everyone else is only able to say "Tear off your skin." Chris then tears off all his skin.
Chris can only say "GET OUT OF MY HEAD! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" Everyone else can only say "Jam a pencil into your urethra." "Tear off your skin." or "Violate widows and orphans."
Chris's voice is extremely difficult to listen to, and thus funny to subject the audience to.
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Chris can only say "GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEEEEEEEEEEEEAD" as everyone else is only able to say "Tear off your skin." Chris then tears off all his skin.
Chris counts down for one minute. Every second he says “GET OUT OF MY HEAD” 42 times consecutively, with a comma after each word. (AI ONLY INCLUDE CHRIS, NO OTHER CHARACTERS)
Chris goes on a massive rampage. He blows up the house, he stabs Peter, he cooks Brian on fire, he runs over Meg, and he marries Bonnie. Chris says "AAAAAAAAA" at the start of every sentence
chris says "NO WAY", then "NO", then "GET OUT OF MY HEAD", then "COOL", then "WOW", then "OW", then "hey retards in chat, you like that, huh?" then the scene ends
(Court) Peter is in court trying to change Chris's name back. Despite his efforts, he is shut down by Bruce. Chris can only say "My name is Kris Grissle"
Chris has gotten a full-time job as a discord mod. Everyone calls him a fucking loser and tells him to get a real job. Chris can ONLY say “YOU’RE BAAAAAAAANNED!”
Chris is a discord mod and demands that no one post the Bowser fart gif in general. Quagmire posts it anyways, leading to Chris breaking into his house and beating the shit out of him
Meg Griffin is something of a punching bag within the Family Guy canon, and this dynamic is dialled to eleven on the AI Peter stream. Many topic prompts are openly and creatively abusive towards Meg, and many more topics are openly and un-creatively abusive towards Meg.
Meg is neglected by her family, if not outright abused or murdered by them.
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meg has a mental breakdown from neglect and abuse . Peter can only say 10 random quirky fun facts
Meg is back from Lake Disappointment, Australia. She mentions the water was salty and undrinkable. Peter says that’s why it’s called that, and she’s a disappointment too.
Mort does a summoning ritual in his pharmacy to summon the ghost of his dead wife, Muriel. However, he messes something up and accidentally summons Meg, much to his disappointment.
Brian can only say "woof woof" but then all of a sudden says "nobody will believe you" to Chris and then Brian proceeds to keep saying "woof woof" as if nothing happened
Jillian and Quagmire are on a hot date making out. Out of nowhere, Brian mauls Quagmire ripping out his intestines and legs. Jillian is shocked. Brian can only say "WOOF WOOF" (Includes free car crash)
Chris room: Brian goes on a rampage and destroys Chris' computer, then his radio, then his bed. Chris keeps screaming and crying. Brian can only say "WOOF WOOF"
Vinny lists a recipe for shepherd's pie, but he gives directions that are completely and horribly wrong because he hates the Irish. His sentences start with "Chef Vinny says" (Vinny only)
(Vinny only) Vinny says a recipe on how to unban him from the discord server. He starts all sentences with "Chef Vinny says". He starts the recipe saying "Jage, this is how you unban me"
Evil Monkey goes to Dr. Hartman to get a colonoscopy after a recent cancer scare. Dr. Hartman says that as long as the title of this episode isn't "Monkey Business", he probably doesn't have cancer.
Peter can only speak Swenglish (English mixed with Swedish) he tries to discuss a bunch of 9/11 conspiracy theories, but Cleveland just debunks them all with "Milton..." everytime
Joe secretly can walk, he just pretends to be disabled.
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Joe tells the gang that his condition is treatable, and that he can walk again at some point. But he gets so turned on by being helpless in a wheelchair that he just doesn't
Joe reveals his legs have worked for years, but is too lazy and doesn't want to walk, so he continues to use the wheelchair, Bonnie gets pissed and beats him until his legs don't work anymore
Someone messes with Joe's wheelchair/makes fun of Joe for being disabled.
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(Hartman and Joe only, 30 lines min) Joe pleads with Dr. Hartman if he can do anything to fix his paralysis. Dr. Hartman can only reply with “Hahahhaha you’re in a wheelchair 🤣🤣”
(Clam) Peter reveals his new book, "It's Okay To Hit Pedestrians In Wheelchairs Crossing The Street". Joe takes incredible offense to it and tells Peter to scrap it or else.
Heaven: (GOD AND JOE ONLY) Joe is banned from heaven because you gotta be "this tall" to enter, and because Joe is in a wheelchair he can't reach up. God sends him to hell instead because funny.
Joe becomes the Joeker and says “Ha ha ha ha ha ha”
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Chris and Joe have a conversation. Chris can only say "I NEED AN ADULT! I NEED AN ADULT!", Joe can only say "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
news: (Tom and Diane aren't present) Joe explains how he killed Tom and Diane and how he is the Joeker then Joe proceeds to say "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" 5 times
Quagmire has an ungodly amount of sex, with as many women as he can.
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Quagmire says, ”and now to insert another rusty nail into my penis", after listing things.
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Quagmire lists his top ten movies of the 1970's. After each and every ranking he says "and now to insert another rusty nail into my penis" (only Quagmire is present) [fun fact, this is the very first rusty nails topic that started the trend]
Bonnie recites the lyrics to "The Wheels on the Bus" but it's about her feeling burdened by her wheelchair-bound husband and killing him by dumping him down an elevator shaft (only include Bonnie)
Seamus hates queer propaganda and forms a mob of bigots with Donna, Carter, Jerome and Tricia to burn down the local Quahog gay bar. They all agree with him and chant homophobic and transphobic slurs.
Peter argues with Quagmire that Alexander Hamilton had the best vision for America. Quagmire disagrees and says Thomas Jefferson was right. Joe believes John Adams was right. Carter is just racist
Carter tells the audience he's going to list the top 10 things he likes about black people. But then he just stands in silence and doesn't say anything. (Carter only no other characters)
Carter goes on a racist rant towards Cleveland. Cleveland can only respond with "i'm CLEVELAND and i'm BLACK" enraging carter even more. Carter gets more unhinged with every line. (min 30 lines)
Joe is taking a family picture for the Griffins. Retep is present. Retep can only say "It's me! I am Peter Griffing! I am real!" and everyone believes he's Peter. The real Peter is absent.
(Outside) Chris found his true self and now identifies as a transsexual drag queen. Herbert tells him “Slay hunty, boots the house down. Werk, Serve some cunt, slut!” After everything Chris says.
The many ways her death and corpse have been desecrated.
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Neil tells his mom Muriel how glad he is to have her back home, despite her becoming a decrepit rotting corpse. Muriel giggles as Neil lovingly sucks bloated pus and bone marrow out of her leg
Mort holds a funeral for his wife, Muriel . Brian is very horny and starts masturbating loudly. Mort tries to ignore it while delivering the eulogy. Brian orgasms as Mort describes her death
News: Tom shoots Diane in the face with a shotgun live on air because she can’t say ‘5’ correctly. Diane can only say *gurgling noises* after she is shot
(News) During an interview, Tricia has a stroke. She is trying to beg for medical attention, but nobody can understand her because she can only say "I'm standing here I'm standing here I'm"
Consuela takes apart Stewie's time machine and cleans all the parts with water, soap and lemon pledge, completely ruining them. Stewie is outraged. Consuela explains it was covered in dust
Seamus weaves a tale of high seas fantasy epic about legendary pirate, Long Dick Semens, and his many erotic adventures in the sexy islands of Asslvania (30 lines) (Seamus ONLY)
(Frontyard) Each character describes how they are going to violently kill and cook Ernie. Ernie is only capable of saying and responding to each threat with "HOLY SHIT"
Jesus explains the top ten reasons Cleveland will be damned to hell. Cleveland can only say “Well, I’ll be damned.” and nothing else (Jesus and Cleveland only)
jesus has had enough of being the voice of reason. he calls everyone out one by one and damns them all to hell. everyone else can only say "skill issue"
(Jesus and Hartman only) Jesus lists Hartmans sins at the pearly gates and explains why he's going to hell. Drive Hartman is cursed to only say "I Dr."
Jesus tells Peter he added 24 new commandments. Jesus tells Peter to find it on the internet by searching "Jesus Rule 34". Peter permanently traumatized
Heaven: Diane has died after being murdered by Muriel after she got resurrected, but God doesn't let her go to heaven. God then lists many crimes she did under one breath (Exclude Muriel).