¶ Peter Löwenbräu Griffin
Peter Griffin is the lovable and chaotic oaf of a father in Family Guy. Married to Lois, he is the father of Meg, Chris, and Stewie. Peter also has a vestigial twin, Chip, and an evil clone, Retep.
¶ Spawn locations
| Living Room | Kitchen | Chris' Room | Stewie's Room | Outside | Pharmacy | Hospital | Mini-Mart | Drunken Clam | News studio | Courtroom | Comedy Club | Heaven |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes | Yes |
¶ Appearance
Peter is fat and 43 years old. (He's actually 58, he's lying about his age) He wears a white collared button-up shirt with green pants, a belt buckle, and brown shoes.
He wears circle-shaped lenses for his vision. He also has chin testicles.
¶ Personality
He is known for his controversial opinions and frequent ejaculations. He has shown himself to be self-aware, and to be the "host" of the "Show", appearing every time a topic gets rejected. He is widely regarded as the most dangerous individual. From mass genocide to extreme racism, he is a loose cannon who doesn't hesitate to follow others in their insanity.
¶ History
- One of the original six characters
- His model used to look different. Because the original model's eyes were closed, spheres were added on top to make them appear as if they were open. This made his eyeballs way bigger.
- In the first view streams, ChatGPT was used to generate dialogue. It frequently rejected topics, in which case Peter would make an announcement of the following form:
It seems like ChatGPT rejected the current topic (OpenAI are libtards). Spam #FuckChatGPT everyone
The rejected topic was: …
People would use this to make the TTS glitch in weird ways, for example by suggesting ```---``` as a topic. [clip]
¶ Lore
- Peter strokes on “touch grass.” [clip] [clip] [clip] [clip]
- Peter hates the sound of Meg's voice [clip]
- He also strokes sometimes when saying “and now to add ten penis to the list” [clip]
- He once got his dick stuck in a vacuum cleaner [clip]
- Peter shares a familiar fetish with Vaush [clip]
- Peter once got tricked into joining a cult thinking it was a discount warehouse [clip]
- He is not Chris' biological father [clip]
- Death has confirmed that Peter is already dead, perhaps he is a ghost wandering Quahog forever? [clip]
- Here's another instance of Death claiming to have taken his soul [clip]
- Peter's favourite show is 'The Bachelorette' [clip]
- Once found a whole cheeseburger in his pocket [clip]
- Peter's superhero name is The Asbestos Avenger [clip]
- Peter owns a fart gun [clip]
- Peter once ate a turd sandwich [clip]
- He once bought a product from Carter that singed his face, causing him to be unable to grow a mustache [clip]
- Peter's lucky number is 7 [clip]
- Once OD'd on heroin and Lois celebrated his death [clip]
- Watches the Orville [clip]
- Once gifted Quagmire a party hat for his dick [clip]
- His actual father is Bruce [clip]
- Tries to control his farts [clip]
- COVID vaccine made him go insane, and eventually ended his life [clip]
- Ate all the pills in the house and began melting into the floor [clip]
- Drinks “brain bleach” when exposed to disgusting things [clip]
- Has grown Petoria to the size of a galactic federation [clip]
- Does not like Cleveland's BBQ [clip]
- His favourite airline is “Pawtucket Patriot Airline” [clip]
- Got his head stuck on the banister once [clip]
- Peter is bald [clip]
- Peter accidentally went inside the women's locker room at the gym once [clip]
- Peter got stuck on a porta potty in the county fair [clip]
- Peter once scrambled Stewie's DNA test results [clip]
- Peter admits he makes Lois miserable in their marriage [clip]
- Peter once tried to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with an electric drill [clip]
- He's not actually Meg's father, but a friend of her mysterious real father [clip]
- Peter got stuck on a vending machine once [clip]
- Peter once swallowed a whole bag of marbles and then shat them out [clip]
- Peter (along with Stewie and other unspecified characters) participated in a clown orgy once [Clip]
- Peter gave birth to Chip by splitting in two [clip]
- Peter accidentally showed his junk to the entire grocery store once [clip]
- Peter demands Lois to call him Big-Dick Brian during sex [clip]
- Peter once sued himself for eating too much pie [clip]
- Peter used to live on a boat in his driveway [clip]
- Peter claims to have met Quagmire's dad in Downtown Quahog and that they shared “wild times” there, whatever that means [clip]
- Peter once ate a Sunday funnies section from the newspaper [clip]
- Peter once bled mayonnaise after eating too many sandwiches [clip]
- Peter discovered that he can fit a whole beer can up his ass, which made him very excited [clip]
- Peter once ate roadkill [clip]
- Peter kissed a zombie once [clip]
- He tried to build his own empire on the backyard, but it was ruined by sprinklers [clip]
- Hosts his own show [clip]
- Peter once tried to grill a steak on the roof [clip]
- He once woke up next to a naked Cleveland in a hot tub, which he considers to be a terrifying experience [clip]
- He's paranoid, to the point that one time he thought that an unnamed cat was plotting against him [clip]
- Peter owns a pet hamster [clip]
- Peter once clogged the toilet with Meg's tampons [clip]
- He once maxed out his credit card on cheesy puffs [clip]
- Peter tried to microwave a fork once [clip]
- Peter got stuck in the tube slide at the park once [clip]
- Fell off the roof and broke a leg once [clip]
- Peter accidentally tasted Joe's testicles in the backyard barbecue once [clip]
- Has a collection of beer cans [clip]
- Tried to make cum pancakes for breakfast once [clip]
- Has been praying for a bigger dick [clip]
- Had a threesome with Lois and her sister [clip]
- Got stuck in the washing machine once [clip]
- Won a farting contest and also he once tried to hit on a mannequin at the mall [clip]
- Has at least three unnamed ex-wives [clip]
- Once tried to start a business selling dirt-flavored ice cream, but was a disaster [clip]
- Once tried to fly off the roof like a superhero [clip]
- Once went to a magic show and the magician never brought him back after sawing him in half [clip]
- Peter got the family banned from an Applebee's once [clip]
- Has a bald spot [clip]
- Wrote a novel [clip]
- Got crabs from a Thai hooker once [clip]
- Got stuck in the dryer once [clip]
- Tried to fix the roof with duct tape [clip]
- Once went to Paris and thought the Eiffel Tower was a big metal Twinkie [clip]
- Peter once tried to live off a diet of only marshmallows [clip]
¶ Crimes
- Caused the 1997 Resonance Cascade Event
- Enslaved Cleveland and forced him to pick cotton
- Pedophilia
- Mass Genocide
- Steals Organs from the Homeless
- Responsible for the Tiananmen Square Massacre
- Strokes his pp around Stewie
- Committed fraud by listing off credit card information
- Got Meg pregnant
- Got caught riding a cock with no license
- Blew up Paramount's headquarters
- Blew up an orphanage and a retirement home with self-made pipe bombs
- Masturbates in front of his family regularly
- Killed Bluey Heeler by stepping on her
- Adopted a baby named George Floyd and accidentally killed him
- Suicide bombed the giant chicken
- Likes jizzing everywhere and on everyone
- Commits tax evasion and inspires others to do the same
- Visited Little St. James island
- Sold a dead body on the Team Fortress 2 market for 3 cents
- Once broke into Kurt Cobain's house while high and killed him, framing it as a suicide
- Committed war crimes in Bosnia
- Accidentally 360 no scoped JFK
- Stole a 2013 Ford Focus from Albania
- Murdered Homer Simpson and raped Marge Simpson
- Dropped a nuke on both Israel and Palestine, because he liked neither [clip]
- Created the game “Drone Strike Mania”, which Brian playtested [clip]
- as it turns out, this was not a game and was actually real-life
- Out Pizza-ing the hut (eventually found innocent)
- Installed Sims 4 and Wicked Whims on the Pentagon main computer
- Deleted all of Nintendo's games from existence
- Murdered Eddie Guerrero in 2005
- Came in Quahog's water supply and impregnated every woman in Quahog
- He accidentally burned the house once [clip]
- Uses Meg as a slave [clip]
- Peter once sold Meg to the Goldman's [clip]
- Peter once pushed a guy off a bridge for fun, but nobody cared [clip]
- He accidentally flushed Stewie down the toilet once [clip]
- Had sex with a goat [clip]
- Peter accidentally summoned the Grim Reaper on the quahog 5 news studio, and also caused a black hole on his backyard while claiming to be a quantum mechanics expert [clip]
- Peter once smoked Meg's sorority sister's ashes [clip]
- Accidentally set the neighbor's car on fire [clip]
- Tried to pass off expired coupons at the grocery store [clip]
¶ Notable Quotes
- wa;
- pl;
- *
- It was just a prank, bro (stroke trigger) [clip]